Rocco Balsamo's Home Page

Last updated: recently. Sorry about the color. I am not sorry about the color.

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Hello. I am a software engineer. I have been doing this for more than twenty years, most of it in a web browser. I have shipped things you have used and things you have never heard of. Right now I cannot get anyone to return an email, which is the reason this page exists and the reason it is this color.

This page contains no JavaScript frameworks. It contains one bad decision, repeated.

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A short film I made in Microsoft Paint

Runtime: forever. Budget: zero. Reviews: pending.

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Things I have actually done

Click any of these. They will come to you.

• the ninety-eight thousand dollar afternoon
• the fifteen-times framerate thing
• the six-month zero-to-one
• the language I did not know
• the profitable nights-and-weekends thing
• the performance rating
• the console years

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Sound

Play some music Stop the blinking

Nothing plays until you press the button. I am absurd, not a monster.

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